DRAMA~~


Hey so like, who's going to the party this weekend?? Taiwan, don't wear that skanky dress again, I'm serious, it was like, embarrassing. And Ukraine, wear something that isn't like suspenders. Last time you showed up with those old overalls or whatever it was a fucking DISASTER and that's why you couldn't come to my birthday.

Leit, you're going so like, lets skip the part here you cmplain about it and go to the part where you tell me where we're gonna grab some food before the party. You drive!! I pick music



so are there gonna be freshman at this party?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


okay suckers i gotta get back to work (hahahahahhahahahhahaha!!!!)

sooo Like, I have to go away for a while. Don't cry!!

It's just like.. M y bosses want me to come home cause they said like all I do is play here and get shot at by nazis and THAT's why america like forgot about us or whatever, so i have to go do smelly work apparently?? Treaty signing and IPOs and like making nice and bring junk like that..


but I think they are just planning me a surprise birthday party!!




You're all gonna miss me right?

whoa whoa whoa whoa


WHOA





THAT chick is my soulmate?!! GROSS goth chicks aren't even hot when like Scandinavians do it.

UM EVERY ONE IS ACTING SUPER WEIRD

SO LIKE




NONE OF YOU ARE NAZIS OR LIKE FASCISTS IN GENERAL RIGHT NOW RIGHT?!



JUST DOUBLECHECKING

guys! Ukraina's hot boss (and like WAY less hot boss) says she hasn't been home!!! And when I went to see Białoruś to make sure she wasn't picking on her they said SHE'S gone too!


And Rosja said his fatass he doesn't know anything about it, but like....



where are they!!!!! Without me and her its all witchcraft and egg throwing!! what about the gambling..........

hmp!!!!!!


Deutschland D-Cup is a jerk!!! also your bike is for girls

Leit and I have a baby















haha HHAAH G


GROSS RIGHT?!?! I KNOW HAHAHAHA haaa

Oh man!! I was never REALLY gonna eat you! like, I don't even like fish that much! not kosher, right? also def not on fridays.... this gets confusing UM BUT YEAH! cmon~ Fish?! pulease~ like.. he was all afraid for nothing. I MEAN! Not that my fishy buddy gets afraid. POKEMON TOURNAMENT CHAMPIONS DON'T GET AFRAID!!

Ukraine, I am waiting for your apology and maybe some money though I also will accept kisses or a makeover. also I like duck, so maybe your loser friend... haha just kidding

Like, makeover for you.







now let's teach you some more kickass tricks. But first! you can go hop in the bath with Leit- Like... he won't mind.

Magikarp, just so you like, know. If you don't win this tournament, Leit and I are gonna eat you.

um Okay so it is apparently like sunny nonstop now or something and like, it was really cool for the first i don't know, three hours but now I'm like TOTALLY bored with it


but I'm only missing like Madonna if I go home so I HAVE A TOTALLY GREAT IDEA

I heard about this game last night an it sounds like, totally fun. you name three people- us here or like other ppl, I guess if you wanna be lame- and you ask people which one they'd like do it with, which one they would marry and like, which one they would kill. Then the person like responds listing the thee names off in like, that order. It's called FMK! SOUNDS FUN RIGHT i know


okay somebody else can start cause if I do, people will like say i'm being ~*aggressive*~

I guess......it's like, not that cool anymore and ppl are ragging on Leszek? but whatever~




( ooc: June 4 is the 20th anniverary of the first victory of the Solidarność [Solidarity] party in communist Poland and the beginning of the end of the Cold War!!)

...............mine isn't doing anything

i am SO over this!!! I'd rather have he swine flu than deal with this!!

I can wear heeled shoes again!!!

which is like, totally good. though it would've been fun to like, wear them with the Indian president.. hmm. What's up with you guys?

my knee still hurts.





[ooc: log where Germany shoots Poland's kneecaps! yeah let's never do the nazi thing again :( ]

this is soo payback for me beating up Russia isn't it...... ugh!!!!


LEIT!!

I don't know where you are, but when you get back I have like, the best guys for you to fight!

FASCISTS!!!!!!!!!

You got your sword right?? Well, this is like the Teutronic Knights or whatever, but EVEN BETTER! It'll be fun! I'll even help!!

HOW ABOUT IT??? ANYBODY ELSE WHO LIKE ISN'T A BABY CAN HELP TOO

blah blah blah snow blah blah like, subways omigoshhhhhhhh



big whoop. Those things are for poor people anyway. What's everybody talkin about, I like JUST got back.


Leitttt let's have a snowball fight

You know!!! I'm not surprised Germany after the crap you pulled lately that I'd find THIS online!!! What the heck dyou need more of these for huh?? What kind of freaky third reich "fantasies" are you like

AND LIKE

like

wait WHY ARE THEY LEATHER



what




OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS ONE what is happening


OH MY GOSH!!!!!!! LOOK AT THESE FREAKING PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i dont remember this part



OH MY GOD GERMANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PRUSSIAuh well im not surprised

HAPPY 1000TH BIRTHDAY LITHUANIA!!!!!!!!!


AND TOMORROW WE CELEBRATE YOUR INDEPENDENCE which i'm totally okay with now



what'd you guys all get him???